There are only two energies at the core of the human experience: love and fear. Love grants freedom, fear takes it away. Love invites full expression, fear punishes it. Love invites you always, to break the bonds of ignorance.
Walsch
Unscripted dialogues, monologues and one-liners
from the people in my life.
There are only two energies at the core of the human experience: love and fear. Love grants freedom, fear takes it away. Love invites full expression, fear punishes it. Love invites you always, to break the bonds of ignorance.
This world is crazy. You want to hear a crazy story?
This pair of spandex is gonna smell so bad by the end of this trip.
| PERSON A: | hay!! Is this stable? |
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| PERSON B: | neigh. |
It couldn’t have gone any differently than how it did. Which sounds obvious because that’s what happened.
Even if you plan for great things, the perfect things are what end up happening at the exact moment they’re supposed to happen. Except all the genocides in world history. Those were unnecessary.
| PERSON 1: | I really wish I wasn't allergic. |
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| PERSON 2: | WHAT?! |
| PERSON 1: | ...what? |
| PERSON 2: | Wait WHAT did you just say?? |
| PERSON 1: | Wait, what's going on? What just happened? |
| PERSON 2: | No, what did you just say?! |
| PERSON 1: | I said I really wish I wasn't allergic! Then I could have normal cow milk too! |
| PERSON 2: | Oooooh. Okay. Cool. |
| PERSON 1: | What happened just now? |
| PERSON 2: | Huh? Oh, I definitely thought you said "I really wish I was still a virgin." |
| PERSON 1: | Whoa. Oh did I not tell you I've decided to become a nun? A gay nun. |
| PERSON 2: | And convert the whole convent... |
| PERSON 1: | ...Touche. |
| PERSON 2: | that's not really how you use "touché" but I'm done ragging on the weird things you say for today. |
| PERSON 1: | Ok but I didn't say the thing you thought I said just now remember? |
| PERSON 2: | oh that's right! You're allergic to cow milk. |
| PERSON 1: | So at work, the editors are having problems cutting a reel for [famous actor] for the award she's receiving on Thursday. Because she's being very picky and particular about what footage goes in the reel, and it's frustrating everybody. |
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| PERSON 2: | Really? I heard she's down to earth, I mean according to US Weekly she's just like us! |
| FRIEND'S YOUNGER SISTER: | Anyways, I've been wondering, what IS a fish monger exactly? |
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| FRIEND'S DAD: | Exactly that. |
When you were little you had some imaginary friends that you’d talk to in the evenings… And you never introduced me to them!
